So, the wall between Mexico and the US that Donald Trump promised is finally completed. And to celebrate, the Great Leader decides to take a sort of victory lap alongside of it, from California to Texas. To accompany him, he has his staff locate his biggest supporter, the one person who stuck by him throughout his campaign and through his eight-year term. They find a guy, he’s from Wisconsin. He has the MAGA hat, the buttons, the shirts. They invite him on the trip and put him in the limo.
As they are making their way along the fence through New Mexico, they see that a goat has somehow lodged its head in the fence. Trump orders that the car be stopped.
“Look at that shit!” Trump says and he gets out of the car.
He walks over to the goat, stands behind it, drops his pants and starts fucking the goat. He goes a pretty good long time, with the goat screaming and stamping its legs. Finally, Trump finishes and turns to the car and yells at the supporter from Wisconsin:
“Hey! You want some of this?”
And the supporter from Wisconsin enthusiastically shakes head in the affirmative and yells out “Oh, yes I would Mr. President!” and he bolts from the car, drops his pants, and sticks his head in the fence.
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